Is This Blog For You?

Does the prospect of drinking beer out of styrofoam cups amid a diverse but unattractive crowd of New Yorkers excite you? Then this might be the place for you.

Who doesn’t belong here?

People who buy cocktails that cost more than organ transplants. Locivores, unless you’re growing that stuff to make moonshine. People who are okay with bottle service. Guys who wear skinny jeans (does anyone like those people?).  Anyone who drinks pabst blue ribbon ironically. John Rocker. The one percent (we’re looking at you Mr. Peanut).  Americans who call football “American football.” Anyone involved in the making of Seven Pounds. People who walk too slowly. Proponents of bike lanes. People who call the 59th street bridge the Ed Koch Bridge. I’m sure this list will grow.


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